For lastvoyages: Fifth Casefile [text]

[cannibalmind]

[private]
Blood Pudding, Classic Recipe:

• 1 quart human blood
• 12 ounces bread crumbs
• 1/2 lb. suet
• Salt and pepper, to taste
• 1 quart milk
• 1 cup cooked barley
• 1 cup dry rolled oats
• 1 ounce ground mint

Mix all ingredients together in a bowl; pour into a large kettle or Dutch oven and bring to a boil. Pour into a wide shallow bowl and season again if necessary. Chill thoroughly, until firm. When cold it may be cut into slices and fried.

[public]
What a fascinating study in casual human depravity. I imagine that several of you must be severely traumatized by the Admiral's latest idea of a quick vacation. If a sympathetic professional ear is needed, my door is always open.

[private to T-X]
I refuse to offboard at any more Ports without a weapon.

Comments

Private - text:

[cannibalmind]

I see. Thank you. He may have access to my file as a gesture of goodwill. I would request however that he also be granted a report on my behavior while aboard. The two are somewhat...divergent.

Re: Private - text:

[i_like_your]

As per your request.

Thanks is unnecessary. I'm here to facilitate your rehabilitation and successful departure.

Private - text:

[cannibalmind]

Nevertheless, you need not have agreed to this particular form of rehabilitation, nor the risks involved. I recognize this and appreciate it. You will not find the effort misplaced.

Re: Private - text:

[i_like_your]

Your expression of gratitude is puzzling to me.

But I accept it.