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[cannibalmind]

 [Sir Tony Davies, Shakespearean actor, new grandfather and one of the more subtle of the cast's goofballs, sits in his trailer, which is rather plain except for many books and prominently displayed pictures of his family. He has one of his razor-edged little Hannibal smiles on, and is playing Goldberg Variations on his stereo.]

Well, my friends, I'm afraid that I have a bit of bad news. I've been by the canteen, and they say their food stores won't last the cast more than...two weeks. Which is just horrible really. Famine impending...but not if we plan for it now. 

Obviously rationing should come into play, since it will likely take Public Works at least a month to clear a few trees off the road. But I for one think that we must consider more...radical solutions.

[He cheerfully brings out a meat cleaver and lays it on the desk in front of him.]

So, who's going to contribute first? One of the large alpha males should last us at least a day, they're nice and...meaty.

[Sunday spam]
[Tony will be wandering around, socializing, entertaining the youngin's, and showing off pictures of his teeny granddaughter.]

Comments

[cannibalmind]

You never break character once the cameras are rolling, and that's where it counts. Especially playing such a complicated man.

[insolubleriddle]

When I started out, there was enough giggling to fill an entire blooper reel.

[He folds his arms behind his head a little dramatically.]

But I've sobered up, since then. Now I have about seven pads devoted to keeping track of this guys eccentricities.

[cannibalmind]

[A soft chuckle] I got over most of my nerves teaching. It dries one out a bit of giggles.

Seven? I am not surprised. Really I don't know what I would do without my notes database.

[insolubleriddle]

Nor do I. Consistency would be impossible to achieve without those notes.

[He clucks his tongue disapprovingly.]

It would be nice if we could have more than five episodes a season scripted by the same writer.

[cannibalmind]

I think they need to improve the writers' contracts. They're too important to a series like this to deal with bottom-barrel pay.